An LAXmas 1999

Big Boy Santa

The highlight of this year's LAXmas was discovering the Big Boy Santa on Candy Cane Lane in Woodland Hills. This scary, 20-foot figure makes Chuckie look like Snow White. No wonder I couldn't sleep on Christmas Eve without a light on.

Hi, I'm Big Boy Santa

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