As seen on Bravo!That was the official motto of Richmond, Virginia's Tacky Xmas Decoration Contest and Grand Highly Illuminated House Tour. Started in 1986 (it's all a blur of bright lights and illuminated Santas), it quickly grew into a monster. Dr. Frankenstein has nothing on us.
It's a Very Mad Dog Xmas!
Photo by Stuart T. Wagner, courtesy
of the Richmond Times Dispatch
It began as a sneaky way to find out where the biggest, brightest, and gaudiest Xmas decorations were. The first bus sold out in four hours and a second one sold out the next day.  Houses were solicited; judges drove around drinking wine and rating the houses in categories like Overall Wattage, Motion, Sound Effects, the Holy Shit Factor, and Bad Acid Flashback; and when the night of the tour came around there were an estimated 100 cars trailing behind the buses. Six made it all the way. The winners received money, ornaments, and the tackiest trophies imaginable.

Since then the lights have blossomed and the city of Richmond has become obsessed with Xmas lights. Radio stations promote charity bus tours, every limousine and bus company gives paid tours, the TV stations show shots of the houses behind the weather, and the newspaper prints weekly lists of the houses. And more and more houses are putting up more and more decorations.

Now that's a legacy to be proud of.

 
From the bestseller "Black Notice" by Patricia Cornwell.

"I reached the Midlothian Turnpike and could see Marino's house long before I got near it. His gaudy, outrageous Christmas decorations, including some three hundred thousand lights, glowed above the horizon like an amusement
park. All one had to do was follow the steady traffic heading that way, because Marino's house had risen to number one on Richmond's annual Christmas Tacky Tour. People couldn't resist coming to see what was truly an amazing sight."
Click here!SlantBlog offers up its Tacky Lights History. And sets the record straight.

 

Click here!Hear Mad Dog talk about the Tacky Xmas Tour on NPR Morning Edition!

 

Click here!Eye on R-Town talks about the Tacky Xmas Tour being included in the upcoming Bravo TV special.

 

Click here!The first San Francisco Bay Area Neo-Expressionist Illuminated Sculpture list. You know, what you call Tacky Xmas lights!

Click here!Even the Charleston, SC Post and Courier liked the 2004 San Francisco list!

Click here! Read Cynthia McMullen's 2004 article from the Richmond Times-Dispatch.
Click here!Read Bill McElway's cool 1996 article from the Richmond Times Dispatch.
Click here!Read Cynthia McMullen's fun article from the 1999 Richmond Times Dispatch

 

Click here!Read Cynthia's article from 2001
 Click here!Check out the 2004 Richmond Tacky Xmas houses at WWBT-12's page.
Click here!See what LAXmas '98 was like.
Click here!See photos of Richmond's 2000 Xmas houses.
Click here!See photos of some of Richmond's 1998 Xmas displays.
Click here!Meet Big Boy Santa, the star of LAXmas '99

 

Check out some other Tacky Xmas sites:


- Lightasmic - 30 displays and 2 million lights in Bakersfield, CA. As seen on America's Greatest Christmas Decorations


- Planet Christmas - Decorated houses, how to do it yourself, where to buy decorations and more


- Holly's Recommended Christmas Lights - The best of Fairfax County/Northern Virginia


- Global Christmas Lights Tour


 - Christmas Lights in Central Texas (CAUTION:   This guy's no relation!!)


- Clot Family Xmas


- Kevin's Christmas Display


- Let There Be Lights - an art car!

 

PLEASE!   If you know of any good photos of or sites about the biggest, the best, the most ostentatious Xmas displays, please let me know.